Strategy-led creatives for scaling 7-9-figure DTC brands. New concepts tested every week, an iteration loop that compounds your winners, and a senior strategic team — at a price US agencies can't match.
Andromeda penalises low creative diversity. Audiences burn out fast at $200K+ monthly spend. The agencies you've tried either ship volume but no winners, or ship winners but at glacial pace. Either way, your competitors are out-pacing you.
You get 100 ads a month, none of which become top performers. There's no iteration loop on the 5% that work.
Either you get strategy decks made in a vacuum with no execution behind them, or you get production teams shipping generic concepts no strategist ever blessed. The disconnect is what kills creative ROI.
You bought senior expertise. You got an account manager and a stack of fresh-out-of-school designers you never meet.
Long lockups, slow onboarding, then by month 4 you realise you've been hostage to a relationship that was never going to work.
Most US agencies have to choose between volume and quality. We don't.
Our team structure — senior strategic talent + a high-velocity production team — lets us test each concept with the depth Meta actually rewards, at 3-5× the concept-testing depth-per-dollar of typical US agencies. The arbitrage becomes faster iteration cadence, more senior eyes on your account, and the structured testing that separates winners from noise.
Accounts shipping random asset variants get suppressed. Accounts testing distinct concept hypotheses — each with proper variation — get rewarded. Depth over volume wins the algorithm.
Shipping 100 assets of the same angle cooks audiences at unsustainable frequency. 12-20 distinct concept tests per month — each with hook + format variation — is what actually keeps audiences fresh at scale.
You can't find the 5% winners from unstructured shots. You need 8-20 distinct concept tests per month, each fully-variated, so the algorithm can actually differentiate what's working. That's where the iteration loop lives.
~$500K in Meta spend, 19.2M impressions, five months of head-to-head delivery — our concepts running on the same campaigns, same audiences, same budgets as the client's in-house creative team. Here's the scoreboard.
2.23× vs 1.24× on the same account, June 1 to date. Four straight months on top, gap widening monthly.
During the account's toughest 6 weeks, our creative punched 3.3× above its budget weight in profit contribution.
When the client's own team forks your creative across their account, that's proof in its most literal form. 87% of our properly-tested concepts beat breakeven.
Still returning a 3.2× blended ROAS after 110 days — converting three and a half months after launch.
Monthly blended ROAS on the same account. March: absorbing the account, matching the in-house team. April onward: four consecutive months on top, with the gap widening every month — that's the iteration loop compounding. By June–July our creative held 2.1–2.3× while the rest of the account slid toward breakeven.
From May, platform-level hits degraded signal and forced budgets down across the board. This is the environment where most creative folds. Ours became the account's profit engine.
As spend contracted 72%, our efficiency replaced the account's budget — our blended MER held 1.8–2.3× while the rest of the account slid toward breakeven. By July, 54% of every gross-profit dollar the account produced came from our creative — on roughly 13% of its spend.
A 9-figure fitness apparel & gear operation with a problem money couldn't fix: proven offers had stopped landing, past successes wouldn't repeat, and every new creative got squashed by Andromeda's diversity scoring before it could prove itself.
Full-funnel creative delivery on one of the biggest accounts in the fitness apparel space.
UGC-style, pre-drop hype, lead magnets, influencer ads, promotions — TOF through BOF.
From brief to launched adset — at 9-figure quality standards.
The refreshed offer campaigns are still converting today.
Skincare and beauty is where creative goes to die: every angle is contested, CPCs climb monthly, and generic creative gets punished instantly in CTR and CVR. These 8-9-figure accounts needed growth in a category where holding flat is considered winning.
Multiple established beauty brands, each with mature audiences and saturated angles.
Achieved while category CPCs rose across the board.
Still converting today — evergreen offers built to carry non-sale periods.
Creative diversity keeping every funnel stage fed — UGC-style, PR-style, and FGC formats.
The rare account where demand wasn't the ceiling — production was. The audience was there, the offers worked, but the account couldn't find winners fast enough to feed the spend it wanted to deploy, and ROAS broke down every time it scaled into sale periods.
Creative volume was the unlock — the spend followed the output.
UGC-style, pre-drop hype, lead magnets, influencer ads, sales & bundles — TOF to BOF.
Brief to launched adset in a day. Sale windows don't wait.
Not one lucky winner. A hundred and sixty of them.
The two questions every operator quietly asks: "can they actually make the type of content my brand needs?" and "will their style work for MY brand?" Here's the honest answer: formats aren't tiered or upsold — every account gets whatever the strategy demands. Below, what we've shipped per vertical.
Drop-culture cadence: hype builds, launch-day volume, and evergreen offer ads that held spend 9+ months.
Premium-brand polish with direct-response spine — editorial-grade creative that still converts on cold traffic.
The full AI-assisted pipeline: script → AI UGC → edit → launch, with winners still converting 100+ days in.
Parent-audience trust codes at extreme volume — ~160 ads still profitably holding spend after 8+ months.
No vague "ramp-up" period. Every deliverable below is scheduled, dated, and committed in writing. These are our standard operating commitments — we don't dress them up as guarantees, we just ship them.
Foundation is a one-time sprint for accounts that want to test the working relationship before committing to retainer. Growth is where most 7-figure DTC brands live. Performance is the full creative + media engine for accounts scaling past $1M/mo on Meta.
Click into any tier. Every line item is priced at its stand-alone market rate — what you'd pay a US agency or senior contractor for that component alone. The outcome math uses each tier's own guarantee threshold. No invented numbers.
Priced at the bottom of US contractor rates
One scaling winner out of four structured tests covers the entire sprint — every month it stays alive.
First month, priced at mid-range US rates
Illustrative: each +1% in what your spend returns = $5K/mo at this bracket. Our 3-month guarantee is written at the 10% line.
First month, priced at mid-range US rates
Illustrative: your fee is 1.5% of a $1.5M/mo budget. Our 6-month guarantee is written at the 15% line — the 10× line.
We don't dress up service-level commitments as guarantees — we ship what we said we'd ship, when we said we'd ship it. The guarantees below are tied to the outcome you're actually paying for: growth. Each one includes a choice mechanic and honest conditions so both sides know exactly where they stand.
If at the end of your 30-day Test Sprint you don't feel our strategic approach and creative output has been valuable, you choose:
The 30-day exit clause. After your first 30 days at Growth tier, if you don't want to commit to the full 3-month engagement, walk with a 50% refund of your first month. No fine print. No sales calls. No lock-in.
The 30-day exit clause. After your first 30 days at Performance tier, if you're not confident in the approach, walk with a 50% refund of your first month ($11,250). Same terms as Growth — no fine print, no lock-in.
Honest comparison at every tier. Industry pricing pulled from US-based DTC creative + media agencies operating in our scope band.
Modelled for a $500K/mo Meta-spending DTC at 2.0× NC ROAS baseline. Every percent of NC ROAS lift returns 5× the fee.
Strategic creative requires depth. Depth requires a tight roster. We cap the number of accounts because every client gets weekly founder access, real strategic iteration, and senior-team attention — not a queue and a Slack channel.
We onboard 1 new account per month. When the roster fills, we close to new business until a slot opens. This is why every client gets a weekly call with the Founder rather than a junior account lead.
Sign within 14 days of your discovery call and we absorb the onboarding investment ourselves — covering the first-week audit, strategy doc, and account setup work. After 14 days, $2,500 applies.
A senior strategist alone does strategy. They can't ideate AND produce 12 fully-variated concept tests per month, edit video at velocity, run motion design, and iterate weekly. To match our scope in-house you'd need $33-43K/month plus 4-6 months to hire — with no cross-account data feeding your creative.
We count fully-variated concept tests, not raw asset counts. Each of our 12 concepts ships as 3 video variants + 5 statics deployed across 2 adsets — that's 8 assets per concept, 96 assets total per month, all structured as testable hypotheses rather than shots-in-the-dark. Agencies claiming "100+ ads" typically ship single-variant assets with no test structure, which is exactly why iteration never compounds for their clients. We prioritise depth of testing over raw output volume.
If you're worried about that, Performance tier integrates a senior media buyer who owns NC ROAS as a metric — not just creative. The Growth tier includes media-buyer consulting on strategy without taking media ownership. We work with what you have.
You have a built-in 30-day exit. After your first month at Growth or Performance, if you don't want to continue, you walk away with 50% of that month's fee refunded — no fine print, no sales call. The 3-month structure is because the iteration math genuinely needs 60-90 days to compound (single-month engagements are just volume-without-iteration, which is what you've already tried). But we don't lock you in blindly — the 30-day exit + end-of-engagement outcome guarantee together mean you're de-risked at every checkpoint.
Every asset we've produced for you is yours in perpetuity, full commercial rights, no claim from us. You keep the concept library access. We part professionally.
Our Founder and Creative Director leads strategy and runs your weekly call. Our Technical Director (senior media buyer) is integrated into the iteration loop, advising on audience structure, budget allocation, and overlap diagnostics. A dedicated production team executes the volume. Everyone on your account is named, accessible, and accountable — no account managers fronting work.
Every application receives a 6-8 page written audit of your current Meta ad library — Andromeda diversity scoring, hook / angle / format gap analysis, and 3-5 specific concept recommendations for next month. Delivered within 5 business days. Whether we end up working together or not, the teardown is yours.